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Once there was a girl named Ash who wanted to sleep in the middle of the day. This was a very peculiar request, but Ash, being a very peculiar girl herself, did not pay much mind to it. 

But try as she might, Ash found she simply could not fall asleep. 

So she went to her friend Mr. Cloud and asked him if he would block out the sun for her so she might get some sleep on this sunny afternoon.

But Mr. Cloud could not, he said, for it was not wet enough in the air. 

Ash was sad, but being a young adult, and understanding the atmospheric requirements for clouds, simply nodded and walked away. 

Ash then went to her friend Mr. Silence. Would he mind if she asked him to block out all the noise, so she might get some sleep on this busy, noisy afternoon? 

But Mr. Silence could not, for there were too many people and her walls were so thin. 

Ash was sad, but being a college student, and understanding the basic properties of acoustics, simply agreed and walked away.

Finally she went to her friend Mr. Internet. 

“Oh, Mr. Internet, I simply need to get some sleep, I am ever so tired. But Mr. Cloud could not block out the sun and Mr. Silence could not block out the noise and I fear I will never get to sleep on this sunny, noisy, busy afternoon. Isn’t there anything you can do to help?” she pleaded.

Mr. Internet just smiled knowingly, and replied

“Let me tell you about Homestuck”

(needless to say, Ash did not get to sleep that sunny, noisy, busy afternoon)

((sorry this was odd. This was pure stream of consciousness with no editing so my apologies if the grammar or writing could be better in places XD))